Friday, August 26, 2005

LOL!

I think I missed this episode but this is so bloody funny.

George Costanza on life:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no reponsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating... then you finish off as an orgasm."

Amen.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

So let me get this straight:

The young couple worry and fret that the Internet might be spoiling their little Chotu. They invest in child protection programs. They worry that FTV and its lingerie shows shows might lead Chotu the wrong way; so they get a television with a child lock facility.

They keep their son away from that boy from next door (because of his new mms enabled mobile phone)

And then they see their son reading the Times Of India and they congratulate each other for being good parents?
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Read this article. Got this from Sujatha's blog. They are accusing JK Rowling of writing porn! Good lord! The one lady who managed to keep the kids from the idiot box is accused of hooking the kids with erotic literature!

I love the conclusion. Read it.
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Thanks to Shweta who sent me this link.

Unbelievable. That was the FRONT PAGE of Times Of India the day after tragedy struck Mumbai.

I want to meet the editor of this newspaper. What a ****ing dickhead.

Words fail me.